topic of conversation: person x's super cool looking marker.
chic girl: Oooh! it looks exactly like an eye-pencil.
gizmo-boy: iPencil? Whooa! What's that?
(gizmo-boy waits for reply, chic girl looks confused; Can someone actually have not heard of an eye-pencil?)
gizmo-boy: Ohh, ya... You mean a Mac one?
(chic girl meanwhile is gesturing with her fingers and eyelid)
chic girl: MAC? aaaaa! I love the MAC ones! They're the nicest, not bad gizmo-boy, you know the girlie stuffs.
enlightenment follows soon after.
note: this is based on a completely true life conversation, dated 16th February 2010. It is not a representation of one of those cheesy e-mail forwards that feature stereotypical and sexist jokes that might sound like this one.